Taken 12.23.2005
The
Untelligence Test
The results are in! You are...
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks
to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation
is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential,
but that's only part of the equation.
Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to
solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door
salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that
involves violence.
Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense
of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot-shot
level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is
important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good
level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "